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BYU Named Nation’s Most Cheating-Impaired University
For the fourth consecutive year, Brigham Young University has been named the nation’s most cheating-deficient campus according to the Princeton Review, beating out Smithtown University by a narrow margin. The designation was based on a national survey of college students on which BYU scored lower than any other university with only 7% of students claiming to have cheated within the last semester.
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Provo Mayor Lewis Billings Nominates Himself “King of Utah”
Provo City Mayor, Lewis K. Billings, released a statement early this morning nominating himself "King of Utah". The nomination came ...
Local Sword and Quill Club to Replace Provo City Police Dept.
Provo City Police Chief Craig Geslison announced yesterday morning that the local Sword and Quill Club, known for its highly ...
J-Dawgs To Build Bridge to Wilkinson’s Center
J-Dawgs, a local hot spot for students, submitted plans today to build a suspension bridge from their store to the ...
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BYU To Include 1920 Gangster Names On New ID Cards BYU announced today that they will be issuing new ID cards containing “1920 gangster names/aliases” based on physical appearance and heritage.
Local Girl Just “Too Darn Tired” After over four weeks of looking at pictures on Facebook and eating Cheetos, Lori Rork, a newcomer to the Provo area, told reporters today that she is “just too darn tired to do anything”.
Ye Olde Police Beat
Police Beat: March 13, 1896 March 14: A bag of crisping pins was found in the Library by University police. They will be placed in the University Furnace.
March 16: A woman was seen making her way to the Brimhall building. She was reported having wanton eyes and produced a fair amount of wincing. Police are investigating the matter.
March 18: Police [...]
Feb 7: A harpsichord was found with the seat not pushed in the Harris Fine Arts Center. Police are investigating the incident and the guilty party will spend a week in the underground dungeon.
The Nation
Provo Mayor Lewis Billings Nominates Himself “King of Utah”Provo City Mayor, Lewis K. Billings, released a statement early this morning nominating himself “King of Utah”. The nomination came as a surprise to the Utah legislature, which was completely dissolved upon Billings nomination.
