For the fourth consecutive year, Brigham Young University has been named the nation’s most cheating-deficient campus according to the Princeton Review, beating out Smithtown University by a narrow margin. The designation was based on a national survey of college students on which BYU scored lower than any other university with only 7% of students claiming to have cheated within the last semester.

PROVO – Provo’s recent singing sensation/controversy “Cloak Boy” made an announcement yesterday from the top of the Tanner building that he will finally return to to the year 3013 after 2o years of warning the world of pending destruction through his incessant singing and various “antics”.

BYU released an official statement early this week that addressed the concern that there “just aren’t enough naked statues on campus.” The document was released after complaints by local students that one naked Indian was not enough for the private University.

Brigham Young University announced today that they have chosen a student to participate in new lunar study abroad program.

After over four weeks of looking at pictures on Facebook and eating Cheetos, Lori Rork, a newcomer to the Provo area, told reporters today that she is “just too darn tired to do anything”.

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Provo City Police Chief Craig Geslison announced yesterday morning that the local Sword and Quill Club, known for its highly controversial and sometimes questionable crowd control tactics, will permanently replace the Provo City Police Department, due in part to massive Provo City budget cuts.

An enraged BYU Housing Dept. discovered an apartment today that was reportedly “almost completely liveable” and was at “much higher standards” than is allowed by the University, according to a BYU housing offical.
The apartment, located close to the Brigham Young University campus, was discovered early Wednesday morning after an anonymous call made to BYU Housing [...]

J-Dawgs, a local hot dog restaurant, submitted plans today to build a bridge to span to the Wilkinson’s Center food court.