BYU released an official statement early this week that addressed the concern that there “just aren’t enough naked statues on campus.” The document was released after complaints by local students that one naked Indian was not enough for the private University.

After over four weeks of looking at pictures on Facebook and eating Cheetos, Lori Rork, a newcomer to the Provo area, told reporters today that she is “just too darn tired to do anything”.

An enraged BYU Housing Dept. discovered an apartment today that was reportedly “almost completely liveable” and was at “much higher standards” than is allowed by the University, according to a BYU housing offical.
The apartment, located close to the Brigham Young University campus, was discovered early Wednesday morning after an anonymous call made to BYU Housing [...]